And now for a second introduction of sorts!
Hello and welcome: My name is Alexx (more or less) and I'm one of the two authors of Go! Launch All Eyebot. If you were somehow unaware, I also have my own Blog of the Internet called Toys and Tomfoolery where I have toys and I tomfool with them all night long. It's a party, you should come. Bring some skittles. Anyway, you're probably wondering why I need two blogs with which to manhandle toys and write captions, and you'd be right to wonder. The answer is uuhhh in the previous post or something I dunno but yeah, I thought double commentary on toys would be fun! Nah that's only partially true - see my buddy Zach thought double commentary on toys would be fun and by golly, I agreed! Now, since he thinks he's so smart and knows me so well, I'll attempt to explain my co-author as best I can while also breakdancing:
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Okay scrap the breakdancing:
My partner in the written art of being-one-of-the-countless-masses-that-have-blogs is Zach Orian, or Neutron Hacker, as I knew him back when I met him at Joesightings. The man has his own blog called The Plastic Eyeball. He's a Canadian, but he's apologized for that and I think we can put it behind us. He likes monsters, freaks, eyeballs, things with eyeballs for heads, kaiju, Ultraman or any giant rampaging and/or saving cities. Like myself, Zach collects toys; he has a love affair with little collectible guys like M.U.S.C.L.E. Creatures or any other little rubber figure. If a toy has minimal story to go with it, Zach here will fill up them holes with the power of IMAGINATION. I've not seen another who can match his power to connect any unrelated toy together through storytelling. There is one thing that can be matched however, as we are on equal terms in hilarity. We've been makin' jokes for as long as I can remember - from Joesightings to...um...wherever we met up again I can't remember.
Are we doin' this italics thing? Where the hell did we meet up again after Joesightings? Was it on He-Man.org? We should probably make different colors between us so the readers can tell the difference.
Let's do this italics thing! We met the hell up again on He-Man.org. I used my "Neutron Hacker" name there, and you asked if I was the same Neutron Hacker that posts on Joesightings. As if there's a bunch of Neutron Hackers out there.
So yeah, like Zach said: We've never met up outside the interwebs, but we might as well have been friends since childhood, just about. I don't have any pics of that wacky bastard, but I have some picture of this guy with a Warrior Ring:
I think that's me!
So welcome to the Eyebot and please don't drop any food anywhere. Keep your cups on the coasters. There's more folding chairs in the closet if you need a seat, and there are pops in the minifridge, like some cherry coke, dr. pepper, I think there's a mountain dew left in the back, it's pretty old-----ah, you'll see when you get there. Finally: Don't be afraid to make some noise! The parents are out for the weekend and we're gona pour out ALL the toys and stage a huge fuggin' battle, it's gona be sweet.
